#5 – The Yari Conjecture

Governor Yari’s explanation for the recent outbreak of Meningitis C in Nigeria? God sent it. 200 people have already got to ask Him why in person.

 

#4 – The Red Rum Fortuity

 

A man who rarely bets, Forty-three years, and a winning bet on Red Rum, all in the week before the Grand National returns. Fortuitous.

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Image Source:The Guardian

#3 – A Matter of Interpretation

Though Mo and P both pilfered stuff,
their ends could not be more diverse.
For his hard work he earned six strokes,
For hers, apologies.
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For Dame J and Mohammed who though both in possession of items of doubtful provenance, receive different rewards. Image Source Unsplash/Claire Anderson

#2 – The Chima Conundrum

For feisty bouts betwixt the sheets,
Chima repays disdain.
His heart, once broken by a buxom belle
Still aches in pain for her delights.

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For Chima the six who wants a ten.

#1 – Bob, The Brave and Bold…

Bob the Brave would fight
Brexit’s worthy cause. His Achilles
Heel? An expired MOT

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For Robert, who wants to take Spain on, on behalf of Gibraltar